I bin watching you

I've been jilted.  It seems the younger man of my dreams has eyes for another and her name is Caitlen.  How do I know?  Because his mom found evidence this morning and here it is.  Note the spelling.....he's only in first grade.  When his mom sent it this morning, I just went to freaking pieces.  Oh, Hudson...baby, you done me wrong.  Above is the front: 

Now here's the back.  OMG. 

If this doesn't make you laugh, you seriously need a vacay.  I can't look at it without losing it.  :)))  Total screamsville.