Ohhhh, no she didn't

I read somewhere that Candice Crawford loved this dress so much, that the second she and Tony Romo got engaged, she called to order it.  Is it just me, or does this thing look like a wadded up duvet at the bottom, with a few bed pillows caught up in it?  And the top??  Do we even need to discuss the possible wardrobe malfunctions that could befall a nice little old Baptist girl who might try to wear this thing??  I was laughing so hard I almost swallowed my own tongue.  And what is that doodad in her hair, and is it on both sides?? 

If this is a "statement dress", honey, all it says is put it back on the bed.