When he told me he calls one of his sisters "Jan Brady", is when I realized that is me-- in my family. Even though she's bratty and pesky, Kevin says she's the only sibling he can deal with. His younger brother is developmentally disabled and his older sister is....well, let's just say.... a piece of work.
Kevin was describing the latest skirmish between his sisters over a butt ugly piece of crystal, his parents bought in Germany a hundred years ago. Kevin told "Jan" to just take the damn thing home next time she's at their mom's, and that's when she admitted she didn't really even want it--she just didn't want the older sister to have it. I almost fell out of his chair laughing Isn't that the most "sibling" thing you've ever heard? Don't all sibs do that?
I see you shaking you head like "No, I never did that" and I also see your nose growing, Pinocchio. You know you did. I did, too.
Just call me Jan.
"Marsha, Marsha, Marsha !!!"