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Friday, April 29, 2011

Wedding update--Razzie Awards

I just have to be naughty--I can't hold it in a second longer--so let's get down to business.  I'm going to hand out awards to those deserving of such notoriety.


Most Horse-faced, Frumpiest, 1950's hairdo, and not aging gracefully either, goes to :  Princess Ann, by a landslide. All I can say is she should have worn a saddle.

Hottest blondes and a trio of sisters too, goes to:  Earl Spencer's (Diana's brother) three daughters --the Windsors could have used a LOT more of that bloodline. 

Worst dressed females under 30 goes to and it's a tie : Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie, daughters of Fergie and Prince Andrew.  Those two looked like they worked in a carnival or a circus. Beatrice's hat looked like she could pick up microwave signals wearing it and Eugenie's dress was "unfortunately floral".  They sat right behind the Queen, which was very bad news for TV viewers.  And gals, lay off the black eye liner, puuuulease.  You look like ho's.

Tallest platform on her shoes, with hat surgically attached to her forehead:  Victoria Beckham    another landslide

Hat Category:   They were ALL awful save one or two that I saw, EXCEPT:  Lady Sophie Windsor and, Carole Middleton.  These two women knocked it right out of the Abbey.  You go, Gals.  You rocked it.

Best B-Maids dress and killer body to rock it with, baby:  Pippa Middleton 


Over all, probably the WORST dressed crowd ever, except for the men.  This bunch redefined uuuugleeeee attire, but, man, was it fun to see.  OK...enough of my naughtiness. I get cranky when I need a nap.

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