Mr. Mertz makes a funny

Somebody around our house thinks he is just hilarious.  Woo hoo.  Big funny, Mr.Mertz.  He sent me this with an ad for Pole Dancing classes --3 classes for $35.  And, he said he'd spring for the $35.  Ha...Ha...Ha.  If I looked like her, I'd take the damn classes.  Whadaya think the chances are that I could hoist myself upside down, on a pole, in the first place?  And most importantly, I don't have long hair.