What was I thinking....

Please tell me I'm not alone here.  Have you ever bought a pair of pants (OK...really three) that in the dressing room you told yourself weren't all that bad, only to wear them a few times and realize they make you look like Shamu, the whale?  OMG.  I have a pair of them on right now and all I can say is what in the hell was I thinking?   Not only are they a little big, and need to be altered, but cargo pants on a 56 year old??  Probably not unless you are Susan Lucci and the size of a pipe cleaner.  With stilettos and all cougar looking.  Me??  I have on my tennis shoes-- so I can go walk later.  OK....that does it.  I've gotta go change.  Even I can't stand this.